1. Ready for the big game. And lots of snackies!
2. Go on. Blow a raspberry on that belly. I dare ya.
3. Draw me like one of your French bulldogs
4. Fetch game strong.
5. You want the pug? You can’t handle the pug!
6. It’s like a six pack. Only cuddlier.
7. I’m not fat. I’m fluffy.
8. Someday this little pupperpillar will turn into a doggerfly
9. Paw-to-belly ratio: Ridiculous